| UPDATE: November 20, 2006When I built my | | | | Passing You By?; One day you're 25 years old...and |
| website (humordoctormd), I knew there would be | | | | the next day...you're 55 years old and preparing to |
| plenty of humor, because I've been in the humor | | | | enter the Old Folks Home. My but, how time |
| business most of my life. But, I wanted to address | | | | flies...what have you done with your life?* Keeping Up |
| serious issues as well, such as good healthcare; the | | | | With The Jones' and the Chaves' (Forget it!); You |
| environment; encouraging kids to stay in school; and | | | | can't take it with you...so show my your resume. |
| other issues that were important to me and I hope | | | | What are you doing for others; the environment; |
| to others, etc. To do this, I had to write articles on a | | | | animals/pets...what are you doing? |
| number of topics, and I placed them on my website | | | | (Why would I care about 287 bathrooms in a |
| a couple of years ago, and will continue to do | | | | mansion, that are never used except for status?)* |
| so.From: 8/06 to 11/06 - 28 of my 48 articles have | | | | The Positive and Healing Power of Humor; We all |
| been published on other websites, and I thank all the | | | | know that laughter is the best medicine, and humor |
| website owners for doing so.MY FUTURE ARTICLES | | | | has so much therapeutic value. (Maybe, humor will |
| INCLUDE:* Ten Easy Ways To Put Your Foot In | | | | help to heal you, Jer)* Do You Have an Imagination? |
| Your Mouth: We all have a little experience at doing | | | | Use it!; People have told me over the years, that I |
| this, it's just that I have a little more experience than | | | | have such an imagination. In this piece, I share with |
| most...so there!* Dealing With The Inevitable...DEATH! | | | | the reader, some of the wild and crazy things I've |
| We're all going to "kick the bucket," sooner or later, | | | | done over the years.* Is America Becoming One Big |
| so I've decided I would deal with it. A celebration of | | | | Drunk Tank? I have two alcoholic brothers and one |
| life...I've listed all my accomplishments in life, and now | | | | alcoholic sister, and the more I watch the news, the |
| my legacy can be a reality. And, I'm not talking about | | | | more I see so many people who are having problems |
| money or material things here either!* The | | | | with alcohol and drugs. Leaders like judges; school |
| Importance of Praise; When was the last time you | | | | administrators and teachers; news people and so |
| got an "atta-boy" or an "atta-girl?" You probably can't | | | | forth. The headlines of the local newspaper (11/14 |
| remember, right? I think praise is one of the most | | | | 06) reads: NEEDLESS TRAGEDY! That's where a |
| important things in our culture, and there is not | | | | man, who already had FIVE DWI's in other states, |
| enough of it. Praise is especially important for children | | | | was going the wrong way on the highway, and killed |
| and young people.* Knock-knock...Who's There?; | | | | 5 members of a family! Alcohol/drug use in this |
| Ideas don't make appointments or knock on your | | | | country...A DISGRACE!* Can You Trust Anyone |
| front door, either. Ideas come around when they | | | | Anymore? Over the years, I've been betrayed by |
| want to...or they decide to play hooky and don't | | | | friends, the people at the VA who are supposed to |
| show up at all.* You Can't Rush Creativity: I've been | | | | help the veteran; Board members at the singles club I |
| in the idea business for a good part of my life, and in | | | | belonged to; family members and even my own |
| this article, I'll share with the reader, how ideas came | | | | mother! From now, people will have to EARN my |
| about, and how long they took to put in place, etc.* | | | | trust, because I trust nobody anymore!* I'm Proud |
| To All The Young People Out There...Stay In School: | | | | To Be a Veteran! I served in the U.S. Air Force during |
| This phrase is on every page of my 200 page | | | | the Viet Nam disgrace, and never went to Viet Nam. |
| website, and it is my way of encouraging young | | | | But, even so, I feel like I've done my tiny part in |
| people to stay in school. But, this article talks about | | | | protecting and defending the Red, White and Blue, |
| the difficulties I had in school, and for the | | | | which is all of our most important asset.* Falling On |
| student...nobody has promised any of us a rose | | | | Hard Times: SIX job layoffs over a decade; homeless |
| garden.* Have You Ever Said Hello To An Enema?; | | | | (2 times); lived in a homeless shelter for 6 weeks; |
| Years ago, I suffered from bleeding ulcers, and I had | | | | hospitalized for over 4 months; declared dis-abled by |
| to undergo some awful tests to get well. In this | | | | the VA and Social Security; lost all my possessions |
| piece, I talk candidly about those awful tests, so the | | | | while in the hospital; I was dis-connected from the |
| reader will take care of himself or herself, so you | | | | Internet (website) from May, 2004 to November, |
| won't have have a plastic tube up your nose or other | | | | 2006. So, I am now just getting back on my feet, |
| places, etc.* Life In a Homeless Shelter; "It can't | | | | and I'll talk about all this as I go along, etc.UPDATE: |
| happen to me!" Yeah...right! I don't think the average | | | | November, 20, 2006; This list will be updated as |
| American is afraid of hurricanes; earthquakes; or | | | | required...and, as one article is written and headed for |
| even terrorists! I think American's are afraid of being | | | | the land-fill...another article will take its place!Since I'm |
| homeless someday! And, it can happen to anyone as | | | | one of the smartest people in the world...I can write |
| it happened to me. I lived in a homeless shelter for | | | | articles, on just about any subject until the cows |
| six weeks, and I describe what it was like.* Building | | | | come home! I KNOW EVERYTHING! If you don't |
| My Website...One Brick at a Time: Here, I talk about | | | | believe me...take a look at my credentials below...Jerry |
| the planning and building of my website, as first it is | | | | Aragon; BS, MS, Ph.D, MD, BLT, BMW, CCR, KFC, |
| an entertainment site, to bring in visitors...and a | | | | GMA, CBS, FDR, LAX, VW...(Okay...Jer...okay...you're |
| business site will follow.* Getting My Confidence and | | | | one of the smartest people in the world...enough |
| Keeping It; Having high confidence is one of the most | | | | already!) ``My Authors Den: Here you can see where |
| important things in my life. If my confidence is high, I | | | | my articles have been published (25+ websites); and |
| think can do almost anything! Lift tall buildings...I'm | | | | get the latest information on my work. The |
| faster than a locomotive...(you're loco alright!)* My | | | | humordoctormd Report (eNEWS) |
| Integrity is NOT Negotiable!; There are those, who | | | | Website name; humordoctormd; Over 200 colorful |
| have lied and cheated their way through life. I can't | | | | pages; over 500 graphics |
| take money or material things with my to the | | | | |
| grave...but, I will take my integrity with me.* Is Life | | | | email; - Copyright; Jerry L. |