Lies And Illusions

What seems to be one way can turn out to be quitestatistical framework.An academic works out that
the opposite. Whatever you decide, someone elsethe risk of a bomb on his plane is small but the risk
will disagree, and whatever view or posture is taken,of two bombs is infinitesimal: so he always carries a
there is an opposing one which will readily be takenbomb with him in his case.Television and films
up by another, insisting just as much as you thatperpetuate the idea that any woman worthy of the
they are right and following a line of truth andname is five feet eight inches tall, slim, blonde with a
accuracy.perfect body and able to achieve full and multiple
"Prove it!" say the Scientists. "Convince me!" Saysorgasms at will, anytime, anywhere, with anyone.
the Sceptic. "I don't see it that way at all", cry theWith regard to the latter at least, surveys prove this
Cynic and the debater.A small child tells his first lie andis not the case with over 75% of women. Yet
gets away with it, creating his first effective illusion.teenage girls are drawn in to the myth with resultant
By accurately representing something to be otherhigh stress levels.INABILITYInnumeracy can be
than the way it is, he has made the discovery ofmaddeningly wasteful. Credit cards need no more
illusion or lying. A whole new world has opened upthan nine numbers in sequence, or even better, six
before him. No longer he feels, does he need the oldletters (26 to the power of six is over 300 million).
skills to explain, justify and convince honestly, he canMost have an infuriating 15 or more.We may laugh
create an illusion or lie instead. As time goes by heabout damned lies and statistics - but somehow the
becomes more adept and sophisticated in his skillsstatistics live on when the laughter has died.We seem
and his parents have to counter his illusions with anunable to master simple concepts of number, but
increasingly firm grasp on their own realities andhow devastating is the impact of this failure on our
perceptiveness.An adult rebukes and exposes anordinary lives.
untruth of another's whilst firmly maintaining his ownBluntly, we cannot count. A disability as serious as
illusions in place... Politicians engage each other and theilliteracy, becomes, curiously, a matter of shame.
electorate in "Find me out if you can", whilstIlliteracy we conceal.If we cannot read or spell or
perpetuating their own daily public illusions as thequote the novels of Jane Austen and Dickens we
nation slowly disintegrates in a truth-less vacuum ofkeep a decent silence. But publicly boast of our
public relations and tabloid guessing-game of "What'sinnumeracy with pride. "I was hopeless at maths ... no
going on?"Lie versus lie. Trickery versus trickery.good asking me about fractions .... can barely count
Illusion versus illusion. Simply put, lying is a deception,to 10, ha ha".
an alteration of time, place, form or event. ALike primitive (and not-so-primitive) humans, we
statement that something is different from the wayseek coincidence and parallels where none exist. We
it actually is. And we are all just too susceptible.seem to need the reassurance of pseudo-sciences,
Susceptible to lies, illusions andof astrology, "analysis", ley lines and tarot cards, to
misrepresentations.ILLUSION ANDexplain the odd or distressing.
INNUMERACYCrime is by far the greatest victim ofWe abuse mathematics itself with dotty
innumeracy and misrepresentation. Surveys shownumerology.But what most concerns is our ignorance
that the public believes crime in Britain to be farof probability theory, our inability to handle proportion
worse than it actually is. Media publicity - especiallyand risk. We lose our capacity for judgment. We
"terror" clips such as are shown on ITV'scannot filter information gained from newspapers and
Crimestoppers - heightens fear and leads old peoplebroadcasting and set it in context. Since rarity leads
and women to alter their lives. Unable to grasp theto publicity, rare events come to seem commonplace.
significance of an incident, they assume the worstWe want to be diverted, excited, shocked. Some of
and retreat into fortress self.us may read quality newspapers, but we all have
The terrorist knows this well. He has long seen thetabloid minds.DISTORTIONThis leads to grotesque
media as his great ally in playing on irrational fears.distortion in our response to events. Forty dead on
Two bombs in quick succession constitute a "newthe roads is not news. Forty dead on a boat is a
offensive". By being publicised, set alongside otherpublic scandal and the government must
similar crimes and credited with a "conspiracy", thisact.Smoking-related deaths in America are now the
erects an edifice of horror in the public's mind.equivalent of three loaded jumbo jets crashing every
Journeys are cancelled, jobs lost, chaos induced.Inday. The one statistic bores us, the other would
Britain, deaths per head of the population fromappall us. (Much the same is true of drunken driving in
accidents and violence have steadily fallen in the lastBritain).One famous aids death is splashed across the
half of the century. Fear should, statistically, be fallingpapers; stars appear on stage appealing for funds.
too. It is not. The greatest risk of violence facingAlzheimer's disease or kidney failure blight the lives of
British adults is not from strangers, the IRA, or actsfar more people. In my view they are more
for God, but from those two familiars, the car anddeserving of charitable support. Sadly, they are less
the spouse. The latter, "the loved one", is speciallyrare, less exotic, and have nothing to do with
lethal. The kitchen is the favourite venue for assault,sex.Only an innumerate could seriously believe that
knives and crockery being readily to hand. But weAmerica's Strategic Defence Initiative would ever do
are not sufficiently aware of these facts to allowwhat television cartoons show it doing.A true
them to affect our lives. They are banal. We evennumerate would dispense with long-range weather
pretend not to believe them.FEARThe Aidsprediction, lie-detector tests, Treasury Inflation
researcher exploits fear of unsafe sex to get moreforecasts and lotteries. The chances of error are too
money for research. The police exploit fear of darkgreat, or the odds far too long. A numerate would
streets to boost manpower and pay. The terroristsalso keep lawyers away from accident inquiries.
know that another bomb creates fear and makesLawyers are trained to judge absolutes, guilt and
people fed up with government inability. Each wantsinnocence, rather than the subtle gradations of risk
our money or our support. A toothpaste is said tofamiliar to managers struggling with day-to-day
yield "200% fewer cavities". A politician "Will not restproblems.The "rampant silliness" of pseudo science,
until the majority of our children are above averagethe abuse of logic and the lack of clear thinking on
attainment".political priorities are abundant.We do not need more
A story in Today declares "The number of womenfacts, but a better ability to grasp the ones we
murdered by the men in their lives has jumped fromhave.Stephen Kaye is a business owner and author
a third to almost a half".from Devon, Uk.
Each relies on our inability to set the fear in a